Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Crash Test Virtue (or, Slap Fightin’).

Our two heroes discuss suicide prevention travel agencies, crash test dummy virtue signaling, surgin' at the border and Chris Rock's ability to take a hit and bounce back, a year later. 

Year of Da Rat (Or, You Got A Case For That Basket?).

Our two heroes get serious for a second about mass shootings...then they get boring and uncool about blowin' shit up in the sky, clumsy at the thought of deporting MTG, and bold - you might even call them risk-takers - with their unenlightened interpretation of Stanford University's "Elimination Of Harmful Language Initiative."

Monkey Businesses (Or, Two Angry GPTimmigrants.)

Our two heroes discuss their pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, which batteries the atomic scientists are using in the Doomsday Clock, justifiable reasons to steal monkeys from zoos, how many classified documents Tom Brady has stashed at his house, and how The Egg Man is the new Weed Man.  

New Year, Who Dis? (Or, Circus Sinema.)

Our two heroes send off 2022 in style, reminiscing on their year's finest moments, lauding the naming of the James Earl Jones Theater, cursing the bomb cyclone, puzzling over Alex Stine's happenstance, boasting about being WAY out in front of Title 42, hating on the eyewear choices of US senators, and priding the people of Trinidad for their unwillingness to miss Carnival next year.  

Birthday Blue (and Happy Holidays, too).

Our two heroes are finally across the table from each other!   They share Johnnie Walker Blue to celebrate December Babies, tell the abridged story of the Merchant Of Venice, lament the pending employment struggles facing the Merchant Of Death, highlight the proper methods for tipping to avoid being judged, and get in a Twitter war with nobody 'cause that's just a waste of everybody's time.  

Complexion For The Protection (or, BANG! Cat In A Suitcase).

Our two heroes are thankful for the number 42, stowaway cats in luggage, stowaway marital aids in luggage, the truly rigged election (of a World Cup winner), and biases toward most things. 

Collective Exhale (Or, Florida Needs An Alibi).

Our two heroes return to celebrate Veteran's Day, elucidate the Midterm election results, emancipate Chinese lottery winners, and ameliorate Florida's abusive relationship.

Old White Man Does Dumb Sh*t (or, Old White Man Explains To Old Black Man That Old White Man Does Dumb Sh*t).

We're back!!    
Our two heroes discuss TV shows being the real podcasts, how Casa Migos will receive a public apology from Moon, how cable news networks can save everyone a lot of time, how Liz Truss is a fighter (until she isn't), how the FBI is the new cleaning service for the next season of Hoarders, how the Pentagon is racking up these Air Miles, how illegal immigrants are racking up these Air Miles, how TAIs will continue to provide breaking bee news coverage, and how angry old men just need to go get their groove back 'till they're done having a groove.  

We’ll Miss You, Friend.

A repost of our show from June 27, 2021 with our special guest and dear friend Carly Vena, who passed away suddenly last week. 
It won't be the same without you.  
https://www.pflegerfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Carly--Anne-Vena?obId=26009383&fbclid=IwAR1Jkt8LgdwPBw60-HpV8XpGnYoEbwzEwj5oGxY63mM1aybfmPbkJZnWAJQ#/obituaryInfo
 

Hee Haw! (Or, Cohabitating).

These two mentally underdeveloped men announce the release of their new book "101 Dead Queen Jokes", discuss the proper way to do laundry, their pending Ken Burns documentary, his pending FarmersOnly.com dating profile, and identify the endless myriad issues surrounding modern relationships.