Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Our two heroes discuss the cross-marketing of the new Mountain Dew/Blue Origin flavor, the 250th Concert-Turned-Rally fiasco, how FIFA gouges, and how Knicks fans might actually be worse.  

Our two heroes talk about the all-important subject of parenthood, from the point of view of their being Dads, on Mother's Day.  Public Service Announcement: don't waterboard babies.

You might be asking "aren't ALL of your episodes complete and utter bullshit?" but this one's...well, actually.  
The boys talk Lizard People, The Whitey Awards, AI-invented fruit-based Soap Opera Slop (or "Fruit Slopera") quadriplegic corn hole pros committing murder, and the inconvenience of truth.  

Moon wears his best dashiki to the premiere of "Melania," Davey wonders why all Lugers look so old, everyone plans to boycott the World Cup, and there aren't too many people, but there might be too many really small, new-ish people.

Our two heroes open up the phone lines for their first-ever CALL IN SHOW!   Needless to say, absolutely nothing goes wrong.The number is up on your screen now - long distance charges apply.  

Our two heroes postpone the Roast to discuss their new oil tanker birthday present, The Shithole Country Olympics, whether or not sriracha belongs in society, office potlucks, and how every single one of us has  ****ed Bill Clinton's ****

Our two heroes discuss how to avoid catching a case for a 12" to the chest, MTG being the HBIC, the immanent exit of NYC's greatest comedic actor,  and their continued efforts to remain the Most Trusted Name in Escaped Primate News.  
 
Oh and the date and deus are set:  The Two Angry Immigrants Roast of MoonTwoPointO and Davey P is HAPPENING.  Featuring the one and only Roast Master Megan Casada, and the imposing Deus of our longtime friends and roasters Kigami, Thomas Crown, Blair Hotchner, Nef, and Hiram Quesada.  Stay Tuned! 

Blair's back for PART 2!   That's right, we went on so long, we had to prolong...
..to discuss Bad Bunny's halftime appearance, Indigenous People's Day and its frightening lack of associated statues, and several other things that could get us canceled - if we weren't planning to make June 14th a national holiday.  

Our two heroes welcome a most coveted guest BLAIR HOTCHNER-HAYNES!
She joins us to discuss putting fat generals out of a job, the lack of deported Fins, the quality of American Eagle jeans, and the importance of never, ever saying anything but nice things about the people in charge. 

Moon and Davey plan parades, ponder selling invisible statues, eagerly await for Raul to take their baby teeth away, get lost in airports like mice in a maze, enjoy boating safety tips from The Kardashians, and make a BIG SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!  (Editor's Note: Announcement isn't really that big.)