Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

One born in Trinidad, the other in Canada; together they rule the mean streets of New York City from behind the mic... ...Moon 2.0 and Davey P share their developmentally-disabled genius and vaguely coherent outlooks on news, politics, life, culture, women, sports...nah, not really. We just talk a lot of sh*t. These are recordings between the two old friends, telling it like it is while clearly proving that they are NOT role models, and should never be listened to by anyone. Nah, for real...corporate sponsors, holler at us.
Episodes
Episodes



Sunday Jan 12, 2025
Who Needs Greenland When You Can Have Shreveport? (Or, "Orcanese.")
Sunday Jan 12, 2025
Sunday Jan 12, 2025
Our heroes kick off 2025 - the last year of all the years - by talking through who's REALLY eating cats, how Kanye has orcas looking stylish, how mass-immigration from the 51st state doesn't seem to be a problem, how old rappers are selling us everything, and how being good-looking absolves you from killing someone...FINALLY, we can start murdering. It's about time.



Sunday Dec 08, 2024
A Nice Day In Siberia (or, December Babies, UNITE!).
Sunday Dec 08, 2024
Sunday Dec 08, 2024
New music, new segments!Our two heroes return after a long and enjoyable birthday week, to elucidate the issues of the day: Syria's rebel takeover, asteroids hitting the Earth at a moment's notice, Oxford University's inability to define what a "word" is, the presence of a man wearing a hoodie at every international incident, and why Mayor Eric Adams needs to get the f*ck outta here.



Sunday Nov 17, 2024
The First Tim Hortons On Mars (or, Those Monkeys Are Still At Large).
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Our two heroes return! We talk about the thing that's on everyone's mind: those escaped monkeys in South Carolina.
Oh, and that election thing that just happened, too.



Tuesday May 28, 2024
One Angry Immigrant (or, Parasite In Your Head).
Tuesday May 28, 2024
Tuesday May 28, 2024
Davey flies solo (yikes!) while Moon runs from the law (DOUBLE yikes!) and does a quick dish on women taking the rap, worms eating the brains of would-be leaders, and his vicious internal monologue (yet another yikes!).



Tuesday Feb 27, 2024
Karen...Oh, Karen.
Tuesday Feb 27, 2024
Tuesday Feb 27, 2024
Our two heroes return to test out new segments, while taking note of the ticking of the doomsday clock, the en-white-lement of the free speech debate, and the all-new Joe Biden moon boots (coming to a SneakerCon near you).



Saturday Dec 23, 2023
2023: The Year of Entanglement.
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Our two heroes say a quick goodbye to 2023 with a run-down of some of the year's notables...and maybe a bit of T-Swift gossip.



Friday Aug 11, 2023
Public (dis)Service Announcement.
Friday Aug 11, 2023
Friday Aug 11, 2023
Our two heroes explain their recent absence, but ask our dear listeners to look to the future....
We'll be back before y'all can say "y'all are old."



Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Crash Test Virtue (or, Slap Fightin’).
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Our two heroes discuss suicide prevention travel agencies, crash test dummy virtue signaling, surgin' at the border and Chris Rock's ability to take a hit and bounce back, a year later.



Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Year of Da Rat (Or, You Got A Case For That Basket?).
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Our two heroes get serious for a second about mass shootings...then they get boring and uncool about blowin' shit up in the sky, clumsy at the thought of deporting MTG, and bold - you might even call them risk-takers - with their unenlightened interpretation of Stanford University's "Elimination Of Harmful Language Initiative."



Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Monkey Businesses (Or, Two Angry GPTimmigrants.)
Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Our two heroes discuss their pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, which batteries the atomic scientists are using in the Doomsday Clock, justifiable reasons to steal monkeys from zoos, how many classified documents Tom Brady has stashed at his house, and how The Egg Man is the new Weed Man.