Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Moon explains the Diddy verdict, RIP stands for "Riding On Plane" and Davey ruins your heroes.  

Had enough of the news?  So have we.  
Ever seen "Snakes On A Plane"?  Neither have we.  But, Davey hung out with his old friend Nikki Haley in line for a plane, and Moon can definitely identify good ol' fashioned racism when he sees it.  So let's talk about that sh*t instead.  

Our two heroes celebrate the emancipation of the world's most oppressed people, while acknowledging the many new members of another community, while hiding from closest thing we've seen to soccer hooliganism in the US of A.  

Our two heroes do their best not to get thrown in jail, while they discuss the happiest places on earth (Not Disneyland), the current anger toward cars (not the Disney movie), the poetry of Davey P (Disney, holler at me), Group Text Etiquette, and our collective inability to multitask - all while listening to YMCA in Finnish.  

Our two heroes celebrate the takedown of the Girl Scouts, dogs with criminal records, green and gold being different colors, white people renaming things, NYPD standing for "New York Pole Dancers" and Trump's presidential portrait.  

Moon tells more Men's Warehouse jokes than anyone else has ever thought up.  Davey takes another run at Luigi Mangione and his supporters.  
And in the end, the winner is:  Google Ads.  

Our two resident idiots continue to...well, talk a lot about everything, including MIA nuclear experts, vegan humpback whales, Fidel Sanchez (definitely not his real name) and the berry pickers in Florida, how much fun we could all be having with 3D printed water guns, #MapBeefs, and how Davey's 3rd favorite person can...well,  **** outta here.  

Our two heroes return to discuss the mystery of the drones (it's solved...sort of), the Doomsday Clock continuing to tick (89 seconds to go), Harold and Kumar's trip to Guantanamo Bay (it's baaaaaack) and the plastic you find in everything (mostly in your balls). 

Our heroes kick off 2025 - the last year of all the years - by talking through who's REALLY eating cats, how Kanye has orcas looking stylish, how mass-immigration from the 51st state doesn't seem to be a problem, how old rappers are selling us everything, and how being good-looking absolves you from killing someone...FINALLY, we can start murdering.   It's about time.  

New music, new segments!Our two heroes return after a long and enjoyable birthday week, to elucidate the issues of the day:   Syria's rebel takeover, asteroids hitting the Earth at a moment's notice, Oxford University's inability to define what a "word" is, the presence of a man wearing a hoodie at every international incident,  and why Mayor Eric Adams needs to get the f*ck outta here.