Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Blacklist (Or, The Least Inspiring Name for an Organization).

Black History Month/Super Bowl Sunday/Valentine's Day combo episode!
This week, our two heroes share a few lesser-known contributors to Black History, debate the pending Super Bowl Champs (turns out - one of them was right), issue a Public Service Announcement for those who flush things down their toilets, discuss the pros and cons of attending a Sip & Paint, pull back the veil on the Canadian trucker protests, and encourage men to participate in Valentine's Day (just do it).  

Brooklyn Balthazar (or, Epoch 2020.)

Our two heroes welcome our very special guest NEFERTARIA! In our post-Groundhog Day episode, we get loose with the English language and 'postulate': The existence of whistlepigs and their unfortunate first names, the pending remake of The Sopranos using groundhogs in bowling shirts, Moon's "Lemon Guy" status, politically-correct smoothies, using the military to abscond with voting machines, wrestling matches over pieces of meat, vegan meals in NYC schools, Joe Rogan's review of "Planet Of The Apes" and Whoopi Goldberg's (pending) triumphant return from saying some seriously stupid things.  

The Biffs Have Left The Building (or, The Washington Mandalorians.)

This week, our two heroes discuss the prospective Washington Football Team name, the breaking of the World's Records for juggling, all of the ways the Long Island fake vaccine card scammers got it wrong, the UK's updated Covid travel restrictions, the pile of garbage that is "The Book of Boba Fett", and Carnival Light (aka "The Taste Of Carnival").  

Get Shaq-cinated (Or, Sweet Heat).

Our two heroes chat between our NEW musical interludes to discuss the week's hot topics:  
Putin's pending invasion of Yugoslavia, Tucker Carlson's strange attraction to M&Ms, the perfect combination of maple syrup and hot sauce, the reboot of "The Fugitive" using monkeys as actors in Pennsylvania, Shaquille O'Neal's ability to sell literally everything, and Miss World T&T's word missteps. 

Catch Me Outside. (Or, Catch Us Outside.)

New episode, new musical interludes!   
Our two heroes discuss our friends stealing our best jokes, Moon's Dad jokes, our pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, how genetically modified pigs will both save and enslave us, Fauci's hot mic moment, how billionaires are dead behind the eyes, why Aaron Rogers will never play Aussie Rules Football, our biannual Two Angry Immigrant's Celebrity Tennis Tournament, propagating our unsubstantiated rumor/campaign that the Fins are a terrible people, why every apartment in NYC needs a thermostat (much love to BX), and a birthday wish to Moon's brother FAT BOSS.  

Why Don’t We All Just Collectively Scream? (Or, F*** Off, 2021.)

For our 2021 Sendoff Show, our two heroes welcome back our very special guest MEGAN BROTMAN!   We get out all of our rage toward the past year, as Davey suffers through his 2nd bout of Covid-19, Moon equally feels like trash, and Megan is happy to avoid venturing outdoors to begin with.  
Otherwise, we discuss the CDC's next guideline update (eucalyptus and do whatever you want), how the New Year should come with a warning label (or at least some lube), how DoorDash should cut us off from liquor deliveries (if they haven't already), the pervasiveness of koala chlamydia (and Omicron), why Floridians shouldn't be allowed near endangered species (unless tasers can be involved), why we're just now realizing we're all suffering from anxiety (or pending Civil War), how Moon can ALMOST say "Extinction Level Event" (to be fair - he drinks), how Putin and Biden got beef (because nobody's the boss of Vlad), how even children know Covid is forever (or at least for the foreseeable future), how Davey and his moose will be welcome in North Korea one day (they've probably never seen these animals before), how Trinidad beaches aren't SELLOFFS (5AM - 12PM??), and how 2022 is gonna be "lit" (it's gonna be "fire," y'all).

I‘ll Be Home With Covid.

Holiday Episode!  Our two heroes scheme to steal Mariah Carey's gig, debate which day is actually Kwanzaa, discuss the Wars On Everything, write letters to Santa asking "What's a Podcast?", ponder the contents of the mystery flask that Moon found in last year's winter jacket, disparage the middle-seat passengers on airplanes, hate on white people crying in court, and expound upon all of the Christmastime Covid woes.  

We Missed You Like You Need to Miss The New Covid Variant (or, Everything‘s Aliens).

We're back - after a very necessary hiatus - and it's our BIRTHDAY WEEK!  Our two heroes discuss the emergence of the Obi-Wan Kenobi variant, their fondness for Saturday morning cartoons, their Birthday Week plans (spoilers: Moon goes to bed, Davey goes to Scotland), Davey's recent health woes (and his Tight-Five in the Post-Op), Ron DeSantis's homemade Floridian militias, their pending Shark Tank appearance, why December is the greatest month 'cause it means another ridiculous year is almost over,  why "The Metaverse" is the worst name ever for a nightclub, what "NFT" actually stands for, and why The Matrix is a real thing (and not Terminator Fan Fiction). 

Six Million Dollar Men (or, Holler at us, Apple).

Our two heroes reminisce on where they were on September 11th, 2001, solve the world's problems understanding vaccinations (with the exception of the heebie-jeebie vaccine), address the irony of Texas's banning both abortions and masks for schools, discuss the benefits and drawbacks to being drunk on airplanes, and perform their new sketch comedy bit of an elderly couple enjoying the 24-hour news cycle (our sincere apologies to the state of New Jersey).  

Neither Thought, Nor Effort.

Our TRINIDAD & TOBAGO INDEPENDENCE DAY SHOW!   Our two heroes discuss radicalized endorsement deals, Pete Davidson's levels of hydration, their oboe player listenership, and the ills and merits of social media from all kinds of tangential, somewhat nonsensical angles.