Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

We Missed You Like You Need to Miss The New Covid Variant (or, Everything‘s Aliens).

We're back - after a very necessary hiatus - and it's our BIRTHDAY WEEK!  Our two heroes discuss the emergence of the Obi-Wan Kenobi variant, their fondness for Saturday morning cartoons, their Birthday Week plans (spoilers: Moon goes to bed, Davey goes to Scotland), Davey's recent health woes (and his Tight-Five in the Post-Op), Ron DeSantis's homemade Floridian militias, their pending Shark Tank appearance, why December is the greatest month 'cause it means another ridiculous year is almost over,  why "The Metaverse" is the worst name ever for a nightclub, what "NFT" actually stands for, and why The Matrix is a real thing (and not Terminator Fan Fiction). 

Six Million Dollar Men (or, Holler at us, Apple).

Our two heroes reminisce on where they were on September 11th, 2001, solve the world's problems understanding vaccinations (with the exception of the heebie-jeebie vaccine), address the irony of Texas's banning both abortions and masks for schools, discuss the benefits and drawbacks to being drunk on airplanes, and perform their new sketch comedy bit of an elderly couple enjoying the 24-hour news cycle (our sincere apologies to the state of New Jersey).  

Neither Thought, Nor Effort.

Our TRINIDAD & TOBAGO INDEPENDENCE DAY SHOW!   Our two heroes discuss radicalized endorsement deals, Pete Davidson's levels of hydration, their oboe player listenership, and the ills and merits of social media from all kinds of tangential, somewhat nonsensical angles.  

Can I Pay You With Dodge-Coin??

Our two heroes dish on their love for Barry Manilow, their concern for what happens to Barry Manilow when he gets rained on, how online vaccine experts have quickly become foreign policy experts, how Moon is giving Hugh Jackman a run for his money with his pending musical "Coconuts In The Moonlight," how life begins at conception...and Pro-Choice is permanently applicable, and Davey takes a full half-hour therapy session to discuss how frustrating it is to deal with assholes in the workplace (and pays for the session in crypto currency).  

How Strong Is Your Pull-Out Game?!

Our two heroes celebrate their 50TH EPISODE!!!    They celebrate by cursing their Sound Effects guy for not showing up to work (again), by enjoying a day without constant news coverage of Andrew Cuomo, by dubbing America "The Dr. Phil of Countries," by killin' it with the Dog/Cat analogies, by agreeing that waving to someone four times is annoying, by saying a prayer for Haiti, by wondering why Border Patrol is seizing fake vaccine cards in Tennessee (build the Wall...around Alabama??), by agreeing that women are the ones who always suffer the most (we got you, ladies), and by chasing the ice cream truck down the street because IT'S A CELEBRATION!

You've Got 'Till Sundown To Leave Town.

Our two heroes discuss shameless celebrity endorsements, the Spirit Airlines Variant,  Cuomo's hot mess, and why the internet is a scary place...without acknowledging that they're talking about the internet on the internet.  

CBD in the ROC. (Or, Nyet, Panda Bear.)

WE'RE BACK!   Davey fights through a terrible cold (not Covid, promise) and Moon pulls himself away from his TV for up-to-date Olympics coverage to discuss the Russian Federation, Simone Biles and the thirsty media coverage of her mental health, the USA's dominance at sports where their dominance should really just be a foregone conclusion, Dwayne Johnson's burgeoning political career, and why Davey will be heavily featured the next Rocky and Bullwinkle reboot.  

ROCKETMAN!

Our two heroes dig deep into the Billionaire Boys "space" travels (it's really not space), how weird their "spaceships" look, how male egos gone wild might actually be good for humanity, how Davey needs to go to Mars and how Moon isn't convinced aliens haven't already visited us and quickly decided we weren't worth the effort.  

Performance Enhancing Olympics: Let's DO THIS.

Our two heroes celebrate AMERICA with our FIRST ALL-SPORTS SHOW!  They discuss the Tokyo Olympic woes, why Sportscenter needs to chill the f*ck out with the Human Interest stories, the recent changes to NCAA rules, why the Hot Dog Eating Challenge also needs to f*ck off, and why Charles Barkley deserves a ring if the Phoenix Suns prevail in the NBA Finals.  

Jonah's Got Company (Or, We're Coming For You, Reckless Lawyers.)

Our two heroes welcome our very special guest, Carly Vena!   We discuss the Derek Chauvin verdict, Critical Race Theory, why tall buildings are terrifying (our hearts go out to you, Miami), and how whales don't care for the taste of humans.