Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

We're back!!    
Our two heroes discuss TV shows being the real podcasts, how Casa Migos will receive a public apology from Moon, how cable news networks can save everyone a lot of time, how Liz Truss is a fighter (until she isn't), how the FBI is the new cleaning service for the next season of Hoarders, how the Pentagon is racking up these Air Miles, how illegal immigrants are racking up these Air Miles, how TAIs will continue to provide breaking bee news coverage, and how angry old men just need to go get their groove back 'till they're done having a groove.  

A repost of our show from June 27, 2021 with our special guest and dear friend Carly Vena, who passed away suddenly last week. 
It won't be the same without you.  
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These two mentally underdeveloped men announce the release of their new book "101 Dead Queen Jokes", discuss the proper way to do laundry, their pending Ken Burns documentary, his pending FarmersOnly.com dating profile, and identify the endless myriad issues surrounding modern relationships.  

Our two heroes discuss Labour Day labor, Davey's idea for an animated series about an existentialist sea cow, Grand Theft Auto Life, why laws don't matter when you say they don't matter, and why every disgruntled employee will take everything that isn't tied down when they leave the job. 

Our two heroes discuss polling, holes to fill, what goes on in Moon's aunt's basement, how Ireland is not known for its chocolate, how immigrants are being hired to dig the trenches between America's political factions, how Afghanistan desperately needs help, how we need to ignore angry old white men, which Britney Spears song is Davey's favorite, and how Moon is an angry old black man who wants all the kids off his lawn.  

We're back!   Our two heroes discuss Coronas with lemons, making lanes on New York streets for tourists, breaking world records out of sheer boredom, a one-time Kevin Spacey impression, swapping Brittney Griner for Kyrie, and they issue a Public Service Announcement to keep everyone safe from monkey violence.  

These two deviants discuss angry cousins, the amount of moonwalking that still takes place today, R. Kelly's request for Girl Scout Cookies, Dunkin' Donuts and their unfortunate free coffee giveaway (white people only), America's greatest current attribute, China's interaction with aliens, and the raging debate about that one thing that makes everyone mad as hell.  You know the thing. Yes, that thing.

These two emotionally-challenged individuals discuss the final days of Covid restrictions, winning lawsuits again insurance companies over STDs, why things are so expensive, and how the rent is still too damn high.  

These two reckless individuals discuss the day's biggest issues, such as unicycle accidents, 10 million dollar accidents, human carnage accidents, accident prone accidents, delusional reality accidents, media influence accidents, Encyclopedia Brittanica accidents, and Stephen A. Smith censorship accidents.  

Our two heroes discuss monkeypox as a solution for abortion, Ted Cruz's intense jealousy of Pete Davidson, whether or not it's safe to go outside yet, why flags are signs of a sick mind, and Amazon's $60 milk crate racket.