Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Continental Divides Can't Hold Us Back.

Our two heroes discuss the finer points of French culture, as Davey P checks in from Paris (and Moon from BK).  They also touch on 12 year olds in shootouts with cops, free Budweiser for a shot in the arm, and getting locked out of your hotel room in a bathrobe at 3AM.  

Where Ya From, Brotha??

Our two heroes discuss their new vaccination card swag hustle, John Mulaney's latest stand-up show and his outward hatred for podcasts, canceling Father's Day, why you shouldn't punch flight attendants, biting people's fingers for $250,000, working too hard to make Davey a black iced coffee, repping cultures properly, and global travels during an ongoing pandemic. 

Do You Have A Pawn License?

Our two heroes discuss sex-crazed zombie cicadas, the Middle East crisis, and sports fans returning to in-person games. Also, Davey apologizes everything being his fault, and Moon tells the tale of his (alleged) very first arrest.  

We Knock People's Teeth Out (Or, Bee Hive Theft Is Our Side-Hustle).

Our two heroes talk about the mask mandate, Davey's bee keeping anthem (FIRST LIVE SONG) and we tell stories of our youth...Moon gets his ass kicked by a chick, full-disclosure.  

Ninetuplets (or, Nontuplets?).

Our two heroes discuss the Chinese spacecraft crashing back into Earth, smashing ice with fully-disinfected hammers for adult beverages/stress relief, Davey’s new table-making side-hustle, sufferers of the condition known as “FOXITIS” and how it holds up in a court of law,  Moon’s Nobel Prize-winning potentials, and trashing a Range Rover in LA (allegedly).  

Who Is That Gonna Help??

Our two heroes discuss the new CDC mask-wearing guidelines, why they call it "Specific Coast Time" in California, the poor quality of LA coffee (again),  why masks are helpful if you're The Elephant Man, the articles Moon has been reading, the J&J vaccine's reemergence, why brick salespeople are going to be the world's new billionaires, and how Davey's been carrying around an Oscar trophy all week. 

Modern-Day Renaissance Men (Or, Blame HBO).

Our two heroes discuss coffee in Los Angeles, Florida State's drink of choice, George W. and his new BFF Michelle Obama, thanking Michelle Obama, Cindy-Lou-Who Google searches, driving Range Rovers around Beverly Hills, Davey's short jog in the middle of the show, Moon's new show "Karaoke-O'Clock! With Moon 2.0" and the profitability of getting your ass life-insured in a world rife with gun violence.  
 

Uncle Wolfie (Or, Brought To You By Penises).

Our two heroes welcome another illustrious special guest, Megan Brotman!  The three dish on gun violence, 3 penis babies, penis-motivated grown-ups, being scarred by pictures of multiple penises, angry birds, exploding volcanoes, Smart Water hate-speech, and all of the people Davey can piss off in a single show.  

Broadway Yo Mama!

Our two heroes discuss the Millennial Game Show of Podcasts (when Moon can finally pronounce it), Davey's Similac Disease and his new deeply offensive smoothie, two days without a mass shooting in America, Georgia Republicans and their hatred for old ladies waiting in voting lines, 17,000 babies in cages, the galvanizing of kindness in the mean streets of NYC, shipping containers full of guns for Grandma, and Davey's pending career as a Somali pirate.  

Deadly Erections.

Our two heroes discuss Moon's lack of sleep, what "Having A Bad Day" looks like and what we can collectively do about it, deadly erections, and Davey apologizes for all of those hurt by the smoothie he drank on last week's show.