Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

How Strong Is Your Pull-Out Game?!

Our two heroes celebrate their 50TH EPISODE!!!    They celebrate by cursing their Sound Effects guy for not showing up to work (again), by enjoying a day without constant news coverage of Andrew Cuomo, by dubbing America "The Dr. Phil of Countries," by killin' it with the Dog/Cat analogies, by agreeing that waving to someone four times is annoying, by saying a prayer for Haiti, by wondering why Border Patrol is seizing fake vaccine cards in Tennessee (build the Wall...around Alabama??), by agreeing that women are the ones who always suffer the most (we got you, ladies), and by chasing the ice cream truck down the street because IT'S A CELEBRATION!

You've Got 'Till Sundown To Leave Town.

Our two heroes discuss shameless celebrity endorsements, the Spirit Airlines Variant,  Cuomo's hot mess, and why the internet is a scary place...without acknowledging that they're talking about the internet on the internet.  

CBD in the ROC. (Or, Nyet, Panda Bear.)

WE'RE BACK!   Davey fights through a terrible cold (not Covid, promise) and Moon pulls himself away from his TV for up-to-date Olympics coverage to discuss the Russian Federation, Simone Biles and the thirsty media coverage of her mental health, the USA's dominance at sports where their dominance should really just be a foregone conclusion, Dwayne Johnson's burgeoning political career, and why Davey will be heavily featured the next Rocky and Bullwinkle reboot.  

ROCKETMAN!

Our two heroes dig deep into the Billionaire Boys "space" travels (it's really not space), how weird their "spaceships" look, how male egos gone wild might actually be good for humanity, how Davey needs to go to Mars and how Moon isn't convinced aliens haven't already visited us and quickly decided we weren't worth the effort.  

Performance Enhancing Olympics: Let's DO THIS.

Our two heroes celebrate AMERICA with our FIRST ALL-SPORTS SHOW!  They discuss the Tokyo Olympic woes, why Sportscenter needs to chill the f*ck out with the Human Interest stories, the recent changes to NCAA rules, why the Hot Dog Eating Challenge also needs to f*ck off, and why Charles Barkley deserves a ring if the Phoenix Suns prevail in the NBA Finals.  

Jonah's Got Company (Or, We're Coming For You, Reckless Lawyers.)

Our two heroes welcome our very special guest, Carly Vena!   We discuss the Derek Chauvin verdict, Critical Race Theory, why tall buildings are terrifying (our hearts go out to you, Miami), and how whales don't care for the taste of humans.  

A Promise Is A Comfort To A Fool (or, F*cker's Day.)

Our two heroes discuss Amish Podcasts, Irish Hot Chocolate, a maskless society, the NYC Mayoral Race and its rampant (Davey can't say that word) recklessness, and Texas and its new no-permit carry law.  Moon also advises on why you should never name your child "Jeffrey" and Davey advises us to anticipate the future Hallmark holiday "F*cker's Day."  

Continental Divides Can't Hold Us Back.

Our two heroes discuss the finer points of French culture, as Davey P checks in from Paris (and Moon from BK).  They also touch on 12 year olds in shootouts with cops, free Budweiser for a shot in the arm, and getting locked out of your hotel room in a bathrobe at 3AM.  

Where Ya From, Brotha??

Our two heroes discuss their new vaccination card swag hustle, John Mulaney's latest stand-up show and his outward hatred for podcasts, canceling Father's Day, why you shouldn't punch flight attendants, biting people's fingers for $250,000, working too hard to make Davey a black iced coffee, repping cultures properly, and global travels during an ongoing pandemic. 

Do You Have A Pawn License?

Our two heroes discuss sex-crazed zombie cicadas, the Middle East crisis, and sports fans returning to in-person games. Also, Davey apologizes everything being his fault, and Moon tells the tale of his (alleged) very first arrest.