Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Droplets Of Knowledge.

Our two heroes combat errant doorbells and barking dogs, contemplate dying in a fiery plane crash, ruminate over the angry letter from our one loyal listener in Idaho, enjoy room-temperature brandy and black iced coffee, indulge Tiger Woods’ promotional car crash, discuss Supreme Court foibles, eulogize Lady Gaga’s dog-walker, and extrapolate on Davey P’s brief adventure in online dating.  

We Gave Up Lent For Lent.

Our two heroes discuss the wild winter weather, disaster preparedness, overtly gesticulating with one's hands, the ongoing pandemic, and the passing on one of the great love of Davey's life, Jessica Stewart.

Shit's Creek Is Perfectly Symmetrical.

Our two heroes discuss sloths, the expensive Trump Insurrection, the proper Lex Luthor hairstyle, our NEW CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP, the future of live events and the people employed by this industry, and of course...that big football match of today.  

"Model" Yourself After Moon.

Our two heroes discuss the epic nature of the Stock Market hack, the ongoing pandemic and its future potentials, Moon's ability to never read anything, and his budding hand-model career prospects. 

2021: Check Your Head.

Our two heroes discuss the weight that already feels lifted in 2021, the future hope for humanity, our painful lack of corporate sponsorship, the need to give Trump back his socials for five minutes total, and the wish for everyone to have a healthy mind in the New Year.   

2021: Sage Your Ass.

Our two heroes discuss the onset of 2021 and all of its splendor, including riots, additional potential corporate sponsorships, the Brooklyn Nets, The New York Knicks, 70 year old white dudes, white dudes in general (spoiler: one of us is white), and the general confusion and mind-melting nonsense that is our current existence.  

Brought To You By The Demise of 2020.

Our two heroes non-sequitor through the New Year, Charles Barkley, goats, beets, more Charles Barkley, Beats Headphones (our other new potential sponsor), curried goats, The GOATs, our Presidential goat, pictures of goats, more Charles Barkley, Corona beer, gun violence, curried goats, the benefits of keeping bottles of Patron in your mailbox, oil portraits of goats, even more Charles Barkley, angry mathematicians, and...well, a whole lot of things, in our farewell to the worst year of our collective existence.  

Brought To You By Smart Water.

Our two heroes reminisce on the happenings of their collective Birth Month (December Babies, say word!), the final throes of madness from the Trump Administration, the lack of news coverage for ICE's atrocities, all while working the Smart Water corporate sponsorship angle.  

Brought To You By Oxtail.

Our two heroes discuss all of the things for which they're thankful on American Thanksgiving. 

John Is King.

Our two heroes discuss the non-results of the US Presidential Election, as well as Davey's harrowing Election Day experience. (Disclaimer: no rogue delivery guys appear in the Tall Tale.)