Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Ninetuplets (or, Nontuplets?).

Our two heroes discuss the Chinese spacecraft crashing back into Earth, smashing ice with fully-disinfected hammers for adult beverages/stress relief, Davey’s new table-making side-hustle, sufferers of the condition known as “FOXITIS” and how it holds up in a court of law,  Moon’s Nobel Prize-winning potentials, and trashing a Range Rover in LA (allegedly).  

Who Is That Gonna Help??

Our two heroes discuss the new CDC mask-wearing guidelines, why they call it "Specific Coast Time" in California, the poor quality of LA coffee (again),  why masks are helpful if you're The Elephant Man, the articles Moon has been reading, the J&J vaccine's reemergence, why brick salespeople are going to be the world's new billionaires, and how Davey's been carrying around an Oscar trophy all week. 

Modern-Day Renaissance Men (Or, Blame HBO).

Our two heroes discuss coffee in Los Angeles, Florida State's drink of choice, George W. and his new BFF Michelle Obama, thanking Michelle Obama, Cindy-Lou-Who Google searches, driving Range Rovers around Beverly Hills, Davey's short jog in the middle of the show, Moon's new show "Karaoke-O'Clock! With Moon 2.0" and the profitability of getting your ass life-insured in a world rife with gun violence.  
 

Uncle Wolfie (Or, Brought To You By Penises).

Our two heroes welcome another illustrious special guest, Megan Brotman!  The three dish on gun violence, 3 penis babies, penis-motivated grown-ups, being scarred by pictures of multiple penises, angry birds, exploding volcanoes, Smart Water hate-speech, and all of the people Davey can piss off in a single show.  

Broadway Yo Mama!

Our two heroes discuss the Millennial Game Show of Podcasts (when Moon can finally pronounce it), Davey's Similac Disease and his new deeply offensive smoothie, two days without a mass shooting in America, Georgia Republicans and their hatred for old ladies waiting in voting lines, 17,000 babies in cages, the galvanizing of kindness in the mean streets of NYC, shipping containers full of guns for Grandma, and Davey's pending career as a Somali pirate.  

Deadly Erections.

Our two heroes discuss Moon's lack of sleep, what "Having A Bad Day" looks like and what we can collectively do about it, deadly erections, and Davey apologizes for all of those hurt by the smoothie he drank on last week's show.  

Kids Eat Free!

Our two heroes discuss vaccinations, Lysoling your insides, smoothie cultural appropriation, low blood sugar-motivated racism, bodily functions during the National Anthem, and how privacy ain't a thing.  

23 And Three.

Our two heroes welcome our first ever special guest, the illustrious Hiram Quesada!   We regale our 14.3 listeners with the potentials doing the show in Braille/sign language, Moon's new reading hobby, top-shelf Covid vaccines and J&J's "No More Tears" lawsuits, our new business venture into Viagra Cider Distribution Apothecaries, And the running joke about everyone's grandmas courtesy of 23andme and Ancestry.com.  

Droplets Of Knowledge.

Our two heroes combat errant doorbells and barking dogs, contemplate dying in a fiery plane crash, ruminate over the angry letter from our one loyal listener in Idaho, enjoy room-temperature brandy and black iced coffee, indulge Tiger Woods’ promotional car crash, discuss Supreme Court foibles, eulogize Lady Gaga’s dog-walker, and extrapolate on Davey P’s brief adventure in online dating.  

We Gave Up Lent For Lent.

Our two heroes discuss the wild winter weather, disaster preparedness, overtly gesticulating with one's hands, the ongoing pandemic, and the passing on one of the great love of Davey's life, Jessica Stewart.