Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

"Model" Yourself After Moon.

Our two heroes discuss the epic nature of the Stock Market hack, the ongoing pandemic and its future potentials, Moon's ability to never read anything, and his budding hand-model career prospects. 

2021: Check Your Head.

Our two heroes discuss the weight that already feels lifted in 2021, the future hope for humanity, our painful lack of corporate sponsorship, the need to give Trump back his socials for five minutes total, and the wish for everyone to have a healthy mind in the New Year.   

2021: Sage Your Ass.

Our two heroes discuss the onset of 2021 and all of its splendor, including riots, additional potential corporate sponsorships, the Brooklyn Nets, The New York Knicks, 70 year old white dudes, white dudes in general (spoiler: one of us is white), and the general confusion and mind-melting nonsense that is our current existence.  

Brought To You By The Demise of 2020.

Our two heroes non-sequitor through the New Year, Charles Barkley, goats, beets, more Charles Barkley, Beats Headphones (our other new potential sponsor), curried goats, The GOATs, our Presidential goat, pictures of goats, more Charles Barkley, Corona beer, gun violence, curried goats, the benefits of keeping bottles of Patron in your mailbox, oil portraits of goats, even more Charles Barkley, angry mathematicians, and...well, a whole lot of things, in our farewell to the worst year of our collective existence.  

Brought To You By Smart Water.

Our two heroes reminisce on the happenings of their collective Birth Month (December Babies, say word!), the final throes of madness from the Trump Administration, the lack of news coverage for ICE's atrocities, all while working the Smart Water corporate sponsorship angle.  

Brought To You By Oxtail.

Our two heroes discuss all of the things for which they're thankful on American Thanksgiving. 

John Is King.

Our two heroes discuss the non-results of the US Presidential Election, as well as Davey's harrowing Election Day experience. (Disclaimer: no rogue delivery guys appear in the Tall Tale.) 

America: TBD (Or, 40 Mules And An Acre.)

Our two heroes discuss our current propensity to block traffic, cut people, and run buses into ditches, all while slandering famous celebrities and wishing our modern-day Trini Robin Hoods well.  

Threat Actors (Or, The Barney).

Our two heroes discuss Davey's enduring crush on the near-abducted governor of Michigan, Moon's drink-inventing abilities, the identity of envelopes full of cash, and their now-defunct ultra-violent improv comedy duo. 

86'd Since '86.

Our two heroes discuss the unmitigated irony of the week's events, Davey's impacted self after being called the "N-word", Moon's homage to the late Trini comic legend Sprangalang, and how drinking Moscato from a tumbler is still a form of therapy.  Oh, and how we all need therapy.