Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

My Face On The $5 Million Bill (or, Free Bruto).

Our two heroes celebrate the takedown of the Girl Scouts, dogs with criminal records, green and gold being different colors, white people renaming things, NYPD standing for "New York Pole Dancers" and Trump's presidential portrait.  

DEI At The Vatican (Or, Brought To You By Men's Warehouse).

Moon tells more Men's Warehouse jokes than anyone else has ever thought up.  Davey takes another run at Luigi Mangione and his supporters.  
And in the end, the winner is:  Google Ads.  

Davey P Solves Things (or, Humpback Whale Thirst Trap.)

Our two resident idiots continue to...well, talk a lot about everything, including MIA nuclear experts, vegan humpback whales, Fidel Sanchez (definitely not his real name) and the berry pickers in Florida, how much fun we could all be having with 3D printed water guns, #MapBeefs, and how Davey's 3rd favorite person can...well,  **** outta here.  

You Gotta Nurture The Chicken (or, Is She Serious In That Cowboy Hat?).

Our two heroes return to discuss the mystery of the drones (it's solved...sort of), the Doomsday Clock continuing to tick (89 seconds to go), Harold and Kumar's trip to Guantanamo Bay (it's baaaaaack) and the plastic you find in everything (mostly in your balls). 

Who Needs Greenland When You Can Have Shreveport? (Or, "Orcanese.")

Our heroes kick off 2025 - the last year of all the years - by talking through who's REALLY eating cats, how Kanye has orcas looking stylish, how mass-immigration from the 51st state doesn't seem to be a problem, how old rappers are selling us everything, and how being good-looking absolves you from killing someone...FINALLY, we can start murdering.   It's about time.  

A Nice Day In Siberia (or, December Babies, UNITE!).

New music, new segments!Our two heroes return after a long and enjoyable birthday week, to elucidate the issues of the day:   Syria's rebel takeover, asteroids hitting the Earth at a moment's notice, Oxford University's inability to define what a "word" is, the presence of a man wearing a hoodie at every international incident,  and why Mayor Eric Adams needs to get the f*ck outta here.  

The First Tim Hortons On Mars (or, Those Monkeys Are Still At Large).

Our two heroes return!   We talk about the thing that's on everyone's mind:  those escaped monkeys in South Carolina.  
Oh, and that election thing that just happened, too.  

One Angry Immigrant (or, Parasite In Your Head).

Davey flies solo (yikes!) while Moon runs from the law (DOUBLE yikes!) and does a quick dish on women taking the rap, worms eating the brains of would-be leaders, and his vicious internal monologue (yet another yikes!).  

Karen...Oh, Karen.

Our two heroes return to test out new segments, while taking note of the ticking of the doomsday clock, the en-white-lement of the free speech debate, and the all-new Joe Biden moon boots (coming to a SneakerCon near you).  

2023: The Year of Entanglement.

Our two heroes say a quick goodbye to 2023 with a run-down of some of the year's notables...and maybe a bit of T-Swift gossip.