Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

A Smidge of Empathy (or, The Information Revolution).

These two motherless sons of b*tches are back!   With a lot to catch up on, we discuss:
KBJ on the bench, Amazon as the new Company Store, Geneva Convention handbags and why they're so fashionable, and dolphin teenagers doing drugs like the punks of the ocean that they are. 
 

Dead Men Don’t Make Any Good Bricks (or, Connectivity Tissue).

Our "unsound" heroes welcome their first MYSTERY guest, MR. KIGAMI!
While obsequiously fawning over our guest, we discuss:
- A conveyor of conversation (so deep)
- Moringa
- The excellence of America's service members
- Moringa
- NYC's subway violence woes 
- A bit more about moringa
- Moon's 9AM trips to the liquor store, and why this can be his true happiness 
- More moringa
- A JetBlue pilot's trip to many bars before the cockpit
- Our definite need for moringa
- Who's leaving Ukraine, who's staying, who's not allowed to leave, who needs to get his bitch*ss back there
- Yeah...moringa
- Who put a cape on a goat?  And why??
- Moringa
- Attempts to reform our treatment of drug addiction
- Morgina
- Why Dennis Rodman isn't being mobilized to rescue Brittany Griner
- Buy moringa.  Go.  Right now.   Go buy moringa. 

Boba Fat. (Or, How I Learned To Love Sunflower Seeds.)

These two deviants discuss:
- not getting nuked yet- Ukraine- how Daisy Fuentes feels about Majorie Taylor Greene- Ukraine- what words mean, and how to use them- Ukraine- How the term is now "Being Spade-ish"- Ukraine- how gas prices actually work- Ukraine- How we should all carry around sunflower seeds to thwart our enemies- and maybe some more Ukraine 🇺🇦 

Just Wait ’Till 3/33/33.

Our two heroes get lots of math wrong this week as they discuss:
- The country that finished just ahead of the U.S. at the Olympics
- Shout-out our brothers on the Trinidad & Tobago bobsled team
- Raise awareness for Pride Flag theft in New Jersey
- Ponder why Elton John's private plane can't handle wind, and
- Wonder why people who invent countries overnight get praised for it.  

Blacklist (Or, The Least Inspiring Name for an Organization).

Black History Month/Super Bowl Sunday/Valentine's Day combo episode!
This week, our two heroes share a few lesser-known contributors to Black History, debate the pending Super Bowl Champs (turns out - one of them was right), issue a Public Service Announcement for those who flush things down their toilets, discuss the pros and cons of attending a Sip & Paint, pull back the veil on the Canadian trucker protests, and encourage men to participate in Valentine's Day (just do it).  

Brooklyn Balthazar (or, Epoch 2020.)

Our two heroes welcome our very special guest NEFERTARIA! In our post-Groundhog Day episode, we get loose with the English language and 'postulate': The existence of whistlepigs and their unfortunate first names, the pending remake of The Sopranos using groundhogs in bowling shirts, Moon's "Lemon Guy" status, politically-correct smoothies, using the military to abscond with voting machines, wrestling matches over pieces of meat, vegan meals in NYC schools, Joe Rogan's review of "Planet Of The Apes" and Whoopi Goldberg's (pending) triumphant return from saying some seriously stupid things.  

The Biffs Have Left The Building (or, The Washington Mandalorians.)

This week, our two heroes discuss the prospective Washington Football Team name, the breaking of the World's Records for juggling, all of the ways the Long Island fake vaccine card scammers got it wrong, the UK's updated Covid travel restrictions, the pile of garbage that is "The Book of Boba Fett", and Carnival Light (aka "The Taste Of Carnival").  

Get Shaq-cinated (Or, Sweet Heat).

Our two heroes chat between our NEW musical interludes to discuss the week's hot topics:  
Putin's pending invasion of Yugoslavia, Tucker Carlson's strange attraction to M&Ms, the perfect combination of maple syrup and hot sauce, the reboot of "The Fugitive" using monkeys as actors in Pennsylvania, Shaquille O'Neal's ability to sell literally everything, and Miss World T&T's word missteps. 

Catch Me Outside. (Or, Catch Us Outside.)

New episode, new musical interludes!   
Our two heroes discuss our friends stealing our best jokes, Moon's Dad jokes, our pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, how genetically modified pigs will both save and enslave us, Fauci's hot mic moment, how billionaires are dead behind the eyes, why Aaron Rogers will never play Aussie Rules Football, our biannual Two Angry Immigrant's Celebrity Tennis Tournament, propagating our unsubstantiated rumor/campaign that the Fins are a terrible people, why every apartment in NYC needs a thermostat (much love to BX), and a birthday wish to Moon's brother FAT BOSS.  

Why Don’t We All Just Collectively Scream? (Or, F*** Off, 2021.)

For our 2021 Sendoff Show, our two heroes welcome back our very special guest MEGAN BROTMAN!   We get out all of our rage toward the past year, as Davey suffers through his 2nd bout of Covid-19, Moon equally feels like trash, and Megan is happy to avoid venturing outdoors to begin with.  
Otherwise, we discuss the CDC's next guideline update (eucalyptus and do whatever you want), how the New Year should come with a warning label (or at least some lube), how DoorDash should cut us off from liquor deliveries (if they haven't already), the pervasiveness of koala chlamydia (and Omicron), why Floridians shouldn't be allowed near endangered species (unless tasers can be involved), why we're just now realizing we're all suffering from anxiety (or pending Civil War), how Moon can ALMOST say "Extinction Level Event" (to be fair - he drinks), how Putin and Biden got beef (because nobody's the boss of Vlad), how even children know Covid is forever (or at least for the foreseeable future), how Davey and his moose will be welcome in North Korea one day (they've probably never seen these animals before), how Trinidad beaches aren't SELLOFFS (5AM - 12PM??), and how 2022 is gonna be "lit" (it's gonna be "fire," y'all).