Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Solar Ejections (or, The Sirens Start Goin’ Off).

Our two heroes discuss polling, holes to fill, what goes on in Moon's aunt's basement, how Ireland is not known for its chocolate, how immigrants are being hired to dig the trenches between America's political factions, how Afghanistan desperately needs help, how we need to ignore angry old white men, which Britney Spears song is Davey's favorite, and how Moon is an angry old black man who wants all the kids off his lawn.  

There Will Be No TikTok Dances (Or, Calm Down, Spazz).

We're back!   Our two heroes discuss Coronas with lemons, making lanes on New York streets for tourists, breaking world records out of sheer boredom, a one-time Kevin Spacey impression, swapping Brittney Griner for Kyrie, and they issue a Public Service Announcement to keep everyone safe from monkey violence.  

Baby Come Back (or, Can I Get Some Cookies?)

These two deviants discuss angry cousins, the amount of moonwalking that still takes place today, R. Kelly's request for Girl Scout Cookies, Dunkin' Donuts and their unfortunate free coffee giveaway (white people only), America's greatest current attribute, China's interaction with aliens, and the raging debate about that one thing that makes everyone mad as hell.  You know the thing. Yes, that thing.

The Math That They Mathin’ Ain’t Mathin’ Right.

These two emotionally-challenged individuals discuss the final days of Covid restrictions, winning lawsuits again insurance companies over STDs, why things are so expensive, and how the rent is still too damn high.  

Global Sensation (or, The Single Moms Club).

These two reckless individuals discuss the day's biggest issues, such as unicycle accidents, 10 million dollar accidents, human carnage accidents, accident prone accidents, delusional reality accidents, media influence accidents, Encyclopedia Brittanica accidents, and Stephen A. Smith censorship accidents.  

And We Approve This Message (Or, Read The Disclaimer).

Our two heroes discuss monkeypox as a solution for abortion, Ted Cruz's intense jealousy of Pete Davidson, whether or not it's safe to go outside yet, why flags are signs of a sick mind, and Amazon's $60 milk crate racket.  

Do The Moonwalk (or, Leave Brittney Alone, Bring Brittney Home).

Our two heroes dish on the debate about that...uhhh...y'know...thing where women can't...yeah.
And then we discuss Elon Musk letting...uhh...you know who...back on Twitter.
And then we talk about mass migration to...uhh...y'know...that place.  
And then we talk about...ummm...that thing...where people get killed by those...things.  
Y'know...jokes.  

A Smidge of Empathy (or, The Information Revolution).

These two motherless sons of b*tches are back!   With a lot to catch up on, we discuss:
KBJ on the bench, Amazon as the new Company Store, Geneva Convention handbags and why they're so fashionable, and dolphin teenagers doing drugs like the punks of the ocean that they are. 
 

Dead Men Don’t Make Any Good Bricks (or, Connectivity Tissue).

Our "unsound" heroes welcome their first MYSTERY guest, MR. KIGAMI!
While obsequiously fawning over our guest, we discuss:
- A conveyor of conversation (so deep)
- Moringa
- The excellence of America's service members
- Moringa
- NYC's subway violence woes 
- A bit more about moringa
- Moon's 9AM trips to the liquor store, and why this can be his true happiness 
- More moringa
- A JetBlue pilot's trip to many bars before the cockpit
- Our definite need for moringa
- Who's leaving Ukraine, who's staying, who's not allowed to leave, who needs to get his bitch*ss back there
- Yeah...moringa
- Who put a cape on a goat?  And why??
- Moringa
- Attempts to reform our treatment of drug addiction
- Morgina
- Why Dennis Rodman isn't being mobilized to rescue Brittany Griner
- Buy moringa.  Go.  Right now.   Go buy moringa. 

Boba Fat. (Or, How I Learned To Love Sunflower Seeds.)

These two deviants discuss:
- not getting nuked yet- Ukraine- how Daisy Fuentes feels about Majorie Taylor Greene- Ukraine- what words mean, and how to use them- Ukraine- How the term is now "Being Spade-ish"- Ukraine- how gas prices actually work- Ukraine- How we should all carry around sunflower seeds to thwart our enemies- and maybe some more Ukraine 🇺🇦